Total Medals Earned: 4,487 (From 838 different games.) Total Medal Score: 77,495 Points
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 13/15 (375/405 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/155 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/80 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Score 1500 or more.
Score 3000 or more.
Score 7500 or more.
Smash 1000 asteroids.
Score 25000 or more.
Score 12500 or more.
Smash 1000 spaceships.
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
How witty!
